This forest green shell thing from Patagonia is TIGHT. Speaking of tight, isn't it weird how in a colloquial sense, the word "tight" can mean both "cool" and "angry"? I don't think there's another word that's like that. You can't just be like, "Yo, that jacket is so corny, breh. But, like, in a good way, you know?" Whatever word you are using, it probably applies to the pockets on the front of this jacket, which are perfect for all sorts of nonsense, while those hook things are something I guess you would use for, like, actual hiking? Look bro, I don't know why things are the way they are on technical apparel, or why companies who make technical apparel find the need to retain "authentic details" when making their shit. Like I said, things in my life are only either tight or tight.

  • Woofs Mackenzie

    Boob pockets

  • Heisenberg

    At this point I only fuck with shell jackets that can transform into a backpack

  • Easy

    Built in titties.

  • f_galton

    Quitting school and going to work and never going fishing.

  • Correction

    Never heard “tight” used to mean “angry,” but it was used to mean “drunk.”

  • Kent

    This is a wading jacket used for fly-fishing. It only comes down to around your belly button. Definitely a “technical” jacket that shouldn’t be bought for anything else unless you are ready to look like an idiot.

  • Larry S

    I really want to like this website but articles like this make me loathe myself for even checking it.

    Can Larry just bring back HTTGAP with some of these ads, cut this staff budget and forget this experiment ever happened?

    -A fan since the bean boot project