Topcoats For Real Life

As many of you probably already know, I’m broke as fucking dirt. I don’t get paid writing up this fucking nonsense daily and I still live in my mom’s attic (more on that later). Luckily, I found a girl drunk enough to lose my virginity to some years back, but if I didn’t I’d probably be a virgin until 30 at the rate I’m going. And that’s why Uniqlo is a fucking godsend to me. I can’t afford these $600 topcoats and book deals my boss just flaunts in my fucking peasant face every single day like it's real life or some shit. This topcoat from Uniqlo is going to be my go to this winter. 90% wool and 10% nylon for $130? Can’t say no to that.