Tres Bien’s eBay Shop Is A Treasure Trove Of Neglected Jawnz

Are your financials in such dire straits that you check your mobile banking app before hitting the drive-thru? Tres Bien feels your pain, homie. They also understand the pain of buying shit in order to sell it, but for some reason assholes didn’t buy it the first time around. IT’S BASICALLY 2 AM AT THE BAR AND JUST YOU AND TRES BIEN’S OVERSTOCK ARE STILL DRINKING. Take advantage, consensually. They've got some ill past season vis, ugly ass Dries Van Noten sneakers and even an Undercover MA-1 with contrast sleeves. The best reason to shop at Tres Bien’s eBay shop? You can act like you were an early adopter instead of just, you know, poor.

  • Nick Grant

    fuck u for posting that unercover ma-1 moy. fuck u right in the butt.

  • yung boner

    goddammit 4pins i was watching this shit

  • Ponto

    Poor form 4pins. Not cool indeed.

  • my nigga

    You hit the nail on the hammer with that drive-thu joke.

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  • choatsy

    fuck you moy you goddamn snitch

  • Wggh

    You’re like the guy who air-humps whenever I talk to someone cute at a party. You sold me down the river for a moments attention. You are the friend nobody likes.