Unintelligible To The Human Brain

Have you always liked the way military surplus gear looks, but then you try it on at the crazy Army/Navy store that sells surplus gear and really realistic BB guns and you look like a complete fucking goof? Yeah, that’s because a lot of times the sizing on that stuff can be a little wonky and by "a little wonky" I mean "unintelligible to the human brain". When you’re trying to clothe an army, you probably aren’t that worried if some of the soldiers have wicked collar gaps. Instead of buying affordable fatigue shirts that look like shit when you wear them, buy moderately unaffordable fatigue style-shirts that look sick when you wear them.

2 Responses to “Unintelligible To The Human Brain”

  1. Andy

    I feel like if you substituted any noun for “fatigue shirts” in that last sentence, you have described the process of becoming a grown up.

  2. joe. the king of splag.

    Or…just find a bomb ass tailor and win with the working class guy who probably owns the military surplus store, who sold you the tops for half the price of whatever brand. It’s cool to look cool. But females and adults know that it’s cool to look cool at half the price. because saving money is cooler than anything.

    Wait saving money is cool for adults. Not dudes who wanna live like asap rocky or win at instagram or have parents who agree with me.


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