Unintelligible To The Human Brain

Have you always liked the way military surplus gear looks, but then you try it on at the crazy Army/Navy store that sells surplus gear and really realistic BB guns and you look like a complete fucking goof? Yeah, that’s because a lot of times the sizing on that stuff can be a little wonky and by "a little wonky" I mean "unintelligible to the human brain". When you’re trying to clothe an army, you probably aren’t that worried if some of the soldiers have wicked collar gaps. Instead of buying affordable fatigue shirts that look like shit when you wear them, buy moderately unaffordable fatigue style-shirts that look sick when you wear them.