Uniqlo Launches E-Commerce, Broke People Everywhere Rejoice

Uniqlo has finally come out of the dark ages and decided to try out this little thing called the Internet to sell their clothes. Seriously, how the fuck are these Japanese dudes the last people to get on the Internet? That literally makes no sense. It's, like, anti-Japanese come to think of it. Shit, it's practically Mongolian! How about we move past all these Asian rivalries and just focus on to how Uniqlo is going to be my fucking homepage from here on out. You know who had the right idea? Crime Mob, that’s who. If there’s anything I need in my life it’s to be knuckin’ whilst buckin’ in my cheap, well-fitting white tees. God bless Uniqlo and god bless Crime Mob.

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