V Premium Pricepoints

Oh, sweet baby Jesus. We showed you the full Common Projects S/S 14 collection last week and now, the best style of the bunch, the BBall High, is available for purchase for the v premium pricepoint of $545. That's SOOO MUCH MONEY, But FUUUUUU cause these are maybe the most perfect sneakers of all time. All black suede upper reminiscent of '80s Nike basketball shoes outfitted with a gum sole AND made in Italy? Is such perfection even possible? Someone talk me off the ledge before I do something reckless like drop $600 on plain black sneakers. But don't because I really want them. But do because I need to eat. But don't because these will only look better when I'm, like, supes skinny.