Wear Me, Yeezy!

If we all know Kanye as well as the Internet thinks it does, I give it a month before he starts jocking these vis clones from Bottega Veneta. As with most high-end kicks, these suede beauties are Italian-made and feature kiltie fringes at the heel and Bottega's signature intrecciato technique (a truly ostentatious term for weaving leather). These literally scream "WEAR ME, YEEZY!" Get a pair now, so in the oft-chance 'Ye blows all his money crafting a solid gold crib for his kid, you can beat him at his own game and subsequently troll him on Twitter.