You need more T-shirts that come packaged like these Hickorees tees. I like when expensive T-shirts make me think of Hanes. I feel like these tees are the kind dads wear when they do dad shit. Like, spray hornets nests and fiddle with a lawnmower. I never want a house because then you have to clean out gutters and wave to your dumb neighbors and keep your kids from killing themselves by jumping off your roof, totally fucking up your newly cleaned gutters.