What Every Other Blog Will Tell You About Camo Sneakers

Check out Nike's new Air Max "Camo Pack". Pretty much every Air Max under the sun is represented in this new set, each done up in a camouflage style traditionally associated with a certain country's military and further elaborated via footbed flag graphics for all you hyper-literal assholes out there. Now, that's really all you need to know. What every other website that isn't Four Pins is going to tell you is how "camouflage is a trend at its peak," and that these sneakers "will really punch up an understated outfit this summer," or, god fuck forbid, that they're a "refreshing twist on classic silhouettes." Oh yeah, look for these sneakers if you live in Berlin because apparently that's the only place they're dropping. The fuck, Nike?