What Your T-Shirt Says About You

Did you really think we could only make snap judgments about your entire life based upon the brand of cigarettes you happen to be smoking, or the type of dog you happen to be walking? YEAH FUCKING RIGHT, BRO. I’m so jaded and mean spirited that I make snap judgments about every tiny fragment of your life. This week I’ve decided to judge you on your T-shirt game. Why? BECAUSE I CAN AND BECAUSE EVIDENTLY THIS SUMMER I’M TRYING TO ALIENATE EVERYONE AROUND ME.