What Your T-Shirt Says About You

Did you really think we could only make snap judgments about your entire life based upon the brand of cigarettes you happen to be smoking, or the type of dog you happen to be walking? YEAH FUCKING RIGHT, BRO. I’m so jaded and mean spirited that I make snap judgments about every tiny fragment of your life. This week I’ve decided to judge you on your T-shirt game. Why? BECAUSE I CAN AND BECAUSE EVIDENTLY THIS SUMMER I’M TRYING TO ALIENATE EVERYONE AROUND ME.

  • jack

    you go to a mcdonalds with your girl regularly enough to nickname an employee? are you 16?

    • ChillGuyHangingOut

      chill bro

      • jack

        tryin to save this guy from diabetes thats all

  • Doinwork

    3 girls thats not bad at all!

    • queb

      Jon Moy’s getting all uppity because of his four woman sex record.

      • Erikk

        lol so true Moy definitely has zero sex life

  • Kevin

    I put my cigarettes in the pocket of my pocket t-shirt

    • Erikk

      You are so cool, Kevin

      • Kevin

        You have the balls to mock me when you spell Eric with not one, but two Ks? You are obviously a fucking tool.

  • dave

    You do realise that to grow your eventual meat, you need to grow plants to feed the animals the meat is attached to? cutting out the middle man/cow saves a hell of a lot of land and energy. Not that I give a shit either way, but…seriously, that’s just bad writing.

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  • GammerNotsee

    The leather shirt one has a you’re instead of a your.

  • Chris Watson

    Haha check out this shirt on http://www.tinyurl.com/aronuc its said to be hot this summer!

  • mo

    any of this doesnt matter if you looks like ryan gosling

  • Wes

    Alright Jon you win, mesh tank top it is.

  • osytm

    shirts with fantasyStyle

  • http://juicydistortion.tumblr.

    This is great!

  • http://averagemanfitnessandstyle.blogspot.ca/ averagemanfitnessandstyle

    Only man to rock a wolf shirt well? Kassem G.

  • Villa

    what happened to tank tops? jerseys? polos? those people suck too.

  • mvcvbro

    hahaha this is actually pretty accurate.