I'm not particularly good at my job so I didn’t even know Tellason made sweatshirts. Apparently, they do and they are 26oz. cotton fleece. As you can probably deduce, I don’t really know what that means. However, I do know that 32oz. Slurpees are infinitely better than 20oz. Slurpees because I fucking love Slurpees. Did you guys have that one friend that always mixed every flavor? That dude was wild reckless. Flavors have to be carefully considered when combined. I know it's a little early to call, but fuck it, "considered" is gonna be the new "curated" in 2014. TAKE THAT. TAKE THAT. TAKE THAT.
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