Wrapping Christmas Presents At Nick Wooster’s Apartment: A Holiday Tale

Nick Wooster needs absolutely no explanation on these digital pages. We’ve all seen roughly 7.5 billion images of the man striding down streets, shrouded in a cloud of cigarette smoke, flanked by two other dudes you see a lot, but aren’t as cool as Woost God. Full disclosure: I actually have met Nick before this and he’s one of the nicest, most congenial dudes I’ve met in this industry. THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A POWER BRAG, MOTHERFUCKERS. When you meet members of the Illuminati, you always post a photo of them on Tumblr with the caption: "Ran into this guy today. Couldn’t be nicer or more humble." If you don’t say they’re humble on the Internet the Illuminati will never begrudgingly get introduced to you on a street in New York City outside some presentation they only attended as a "favor to the publicist" again. Anyway, the holidays are fast approaching and Nick invited me over to his spot on Christopher Street to finish wrapping up some last minute presents. Do join us…