You’re Gonna Want To Keep An Eye Out For Roving Bands Of Pickpocketers

Battenwear comes correct with this fly mustard parka. MUSTARD, MOTHERFUCKERS. I’m telling you. Fashion people love mustard and so do I. I also love parkas so you can imagine how chub I am right now. This particular guy has a bunch of interior pockets, which are the fucking bes,t man. You can stash all kinds of awesome stuff and not worry about getting pickpocketed. Why am I so concerned about being pickpocketed? Because that’s what all the tour guides say to watch out for in like EVERY CITY THAT IS NOT IN THE UNITED STATES.