Attempting To Make Sense Of "Portraits Of Men Wearing Their Girlfriends' Clothes"

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Oh, I know this couple. Jose and Ainara have a pre-war apartment with subway tile in the kitchen and they both love wearing vests. Seriously, I wouldn’t even be that surprised if I saw a dude dressed like this in Williamsburg. The only thing that’s off? He isn’t wearing enough rings.

I don’t know what’s worse, homeboy wearing his girl’s shoes from Aldo or the fact that they put Christmas lights up on their wall like that annoying couple in college that were preternaturally monogamous and planned their future together immediately after freshman orientation.

Yo, is that Frida Kahlo? Look at that giant bottle of champagne just casually sitting on the floor. This couple totally would be nearing 30 and still not have a bedframe.

This dude is just claiming to wear his girl’s clothes. He held up the line at the coffee shop last week by throwing a temper tantrum about the lack of agave nectar to sweeten his coffee and was wearing the same exact thing.

For real, everyone knows if you want to play with gender and wear women's clothing you wear a dope ass Celine tunic, NOT your girl’s sundress from Free People.

I guarantee you his girlfriend has the same glasses and haircut. They are both literary agents.

This guy totally works at Opening Ceremony.

Damn, his eyes are crazy dreamy, no? Although, if his girl actually wears socks over tights, he’s gotta rethink some things.