What Not To Buy Her For The Holidays

There is no go to list of what you SHOULD buy your girl for the holidays. There isn't enough research available to us to even begin to make such a list, bruh. Woman are highly complex when it comes to gifts. It is worth noting that to them shopping is their football. They get crazy hyped when they cop new shit so they can stunt in the end zone on other females. Shopping is a life long competition for females. Sound illogical? Yeah, so does shouting into a toy headset at your Halo 4 clan. Do not question any woman's ability to buy themselves what they really want. Thankfully, I did all the heavy lifting for you schmucks and picked some things you do NOT want to put under the tree for your boo. I am highly fluent in Womanese so I took it a step further and asked a panel of several of my babe friends regarding the definitive NOT gifts for the holidays. You can use this to cross reference all the bad ideas I'm sure are littering your own list. You with it? Leggo.

Skip Class is a writer living in Seattle. Read his blog here and follow him on Twitter here.

  • Tjay

    This was hilarious but great. One question though, what if she actually likes Drake? How would giving her tickets for one of his concerts be a bad thing even though he is a corny ass rapper?

    • Dan

      No one “likes” Drake. They pity him.

  • yeahhh

    don’t get them anything

  • Mike

    Tasteful jewelry will never be turned down or shunned. If it’s right, you will be thanked and laid.

  • Dahveed

    Glad to see a Seattle writer on here, and with a well written article that helps guys avoid a TON of pitfalls.

  • Untitled

    So what do I get a fucking feline? Fuck!!!!

  • A

    As a woman I can tell you that fine jewelry and gifts from Victoria’s Secret would be greatly appreciated by many… That shit’s expensive.

  • h8ing azns

    if you get your bitch some gym equipment she should first and foremost be ashamed that it has gotten this bad. then she should thank you and burn all the celine that her momma bought her until she can run for 20 minutes without puking