The Worst Gifts You’ll Get For Christmas This Year (And Who Will Give Them To You)

'Tis the season. 'Tis the season for giving, but more importantly receiving. 'Tis the season for reflecting on all the blessings we’ve received this year. Sure, all that and judging friends and families based on the shitty fucking presents they give us. JESUS, YOU SHOULDA STAYED ALIVE, HOMIE. ALL I GET IS GIFT CARDS TO STORES I’VE NEVER SHOPPED AT AND BAD ADVICE I DON’T NEED. THAT ISN’T THE WAY YOUR BIRTH SHOULD BE MEMORIALIZED, MY DUDE. I’m sure all of you have been skunked during the holidays. It’s an inevitability. In fact, we’ve all probably given some butt presents ourselves. But that doesn’t mean we’re not out here hating relatives because somehow they don’t know our likes and dislikes despite seeing us exactly once a year. Without further ado, let's get right into the worst gifts you'll get for Christmas this year, and the assholes who will give them to you. Happy holidays, motherfuckers.