Guize, boat shoes are played out. Never mind all the fashion conscious dude bros out there who shop at J. Crew, the boat shoe has become the staple of douche nozzles who don’t really care about clothes, but love to stay "phresh" (aka fucking posers of the general peasant population). That is, unless you’re rocking some very exclusive collaboration type boat shoes from Eastland Shoe and Mister Mort. Stocked exclusively at CSC, these babies are made with chromexcel leather, nautical rope laces and other details that are totally unnecessary because you’ve already pressed "ADD TO BAG". Wear these in the city, in the country, in your car and even on, god forbid, an actual boat. To be honest, why do people wear shoes on a boat anyway? Would you wear underpants in the shower?
