The Best And Worst Dressed (And Most Heavily On Drugs) At The 2014 Met Gala

Over the past two years, "theme" has been the main, well, theme at the Met Gala, the annual fundraiser/celebrity jerk off session where people (read: rich people) get together to celebrate the Metropolitan Museum of Art's newest exhibition. In 2012 it was Alexander McQueen's "Savage Beauty," which celebrated the brilliant, idealistic work of the late designer, while last year, people turned out to see "Punk: Chaos To Couture." This year, legendary couture designer Charles James's dresses are on display, who I'm pretty sure no one gives a fuck about TBH. But fear not because it didn't stop big name celebrities from dressing like total assholes, especially the men, who for the first time were issued a dress code of "white tie and tails."