The Hypebeast Comments That Changed The World

As soon as I pitched this piece I realized that I had pretty much just volunteered myself to pilot a rocket ship into the center of the Internet Fuckboi Galaxy.

Everyone reading this already knows what Hypebeast is. It's a website. It has a bunch of content. It covers brands, music, film and pop culture. There's really nothing that unusual about it, that is until you scroll down into the comments. Once you pop into the comments section any human with basic reading and writing capabilities can see that there is no sadder subculture of digital fuckery than Hypebeast commenters.

These dudes are basically coked up 12-year-olds that play Xbox Live, but instead of talking shit about Call Of Duty, they're talking about sneakers. These ignorant trolls are under the impression that their arguments will decide the fate of humanity or maybe even influence the brands in question to heed their superior fashion advice. Out of what is virtually an unlimited supply of wildly flagrant nonsense I found these 15 stand out gems. Be prepared. This is not for the faint of heart. Shit's about to get really real.

Skip Class is a writer living in Seattle. See more of his work here and follow him on Twitter here.

  • Dumplings4Everybody




  • Tommy Dennis

    The last one is making very uncomfortable about commenting on fourpins

  • john
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  • necati

    I am on Android and I can’t read any one of the comment images… (they are not clickable either.)

    • Christopher Sinkler

      I can’t see them either.

  • MR

    is this your way of saying ‘we write shit sometimes and get bad rep for it but your all mad anyway’

  • Brilliant

    Lost it at “fake ass booty goon”

  • @SjeezS

    yo b I can’t read these tweets on Mobile.

  • Kenneth Kashif Thomas

    you good sir, are hilarious

  • joshnewkid

    Ur a shitty journalist get ur tech up talking bout fucked up comments ima leave one i cant read the tweets so ur article is fuckin usseless thanks for wasting my time fuckface

    • Holiday Kirk

      Once you were 8 slides deep and miserable, why didnt you just stop reading?

  • justin

    for android users. just hit “request desktop site” and u can read the tweets.

  • Bock Bock Chicken

    This is absolutely hilarious. Well done, Skip Class.

  • MT

    Thank you for this.

  • guccimane

    How could you not include any from Tyrone Biggums?

    • Uncle Drew

      or Khartoumi tha god lmao

    • Tyrone Biggums


    • Deaunte


  • Dino Jordan

    ahhh they funny bruh , said it remind him of old women bruh

  • Dino Jordan

    not to mention the fat nigga in the dirty house




    fake ass booty goon… LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

  • Marc


  • atina

    this is golddddd. FAKE ASS BOOTY GOON

  • riddickhater1

    Amen. But is your name really ‘Skip Class’, cos if it is, that’s an embarassment in itself!

  • Fake Ass Booty Goon


  • Hypetrak

    Please do this again but on hypetrak?!


    yo do one of ill comments from this site that’d be fresh

  • Ngelik

    I don’t Understand, honestly, There is a plenty of more interesting, way funnier comments and yet you choose that ??? and If I may, when you misspell a word and say just about that grammar to correct someone, read your sentence again before pressing Enter…..
    I still don’t get the point of this article, at least if it was funny, but not…..sad.

  • Dopest Ethiopean

    Uh… Slide 3… you “definitely” need to understand the difference between GRAMMAR and SPELLING.

    • U Mad Tho?

      In linguistics, grammar is the set of structural rules that governs the composition of clauses, phrases, and words in any given natural language. The term refers also to the study of such rules, and this field includes morphology, syntax, and phonology, often complemented by phonetics, semantics, and pragmatics. Linguists do not normally use the term to refer to orthographical rules, although usage books and style guides that call themselves grammars may also refer to spelling and punctuation.

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  • AndreLutherKing

    HB, who is this nigga?

    Come thru with better jokes next time fuck boy

  • ElfirBFG

    I haven’t checked the main blog in forever, but I have to imagine there were better comments than 90% of what you chose.

    Also, set up your page so that I can navigate the photos with my arrow keys. Stuck-in-1998-ass-fuckboy.


  • lilscrappy

    Someone really took the time to look through the comments, screenshot them, and then proceed to write an article on em? Bruh… I think you need a new hobby.

  • maddhatter

    “tupac wardrobe historians” dead

  • Mitch

    There is no other discernible explanation for the posting of this “article” other than to get some laughs. Unfortunately “Skip Class” (douchebag pseudonym) isnt familiar with what is actually funny and completely fumbled the snap on this. Whats more pathetic is the premise. Finding comments that youre supposedly so much superior to, then making fun of them with boring, unimaginative, quintessential try hard internet comedian lines. If I cared at all about the author, I’d suggest hed find a new line of work, but I dont, so he can pound furiously on his keyboard trying to exact vengeance on the people that ethered him as he hopelessly spirals deeper and deeper into poverty.

  • riddickhater1

    Inspired by this article…’This Week’s Dumbest Streetwear Commenters’

  • Tyrone