We recently informed you of the impending collaborative collaboration between Dick Ovens and Adidas, and now the first visual evidence of the footwear has surfaced on the S/S 14 runway. I mean, what can I even say that this ridiculous piece of footwear doesn't say for itself? It actually looks more reminiscent of a Nike Roshe Run than anything Adidas has ever made, but that's about as close to a compliment as I will get. Also, I don't know, maybe, like, the Raf Simons x Adidas shoes of yesteryear? For the time being, it's safe to say these are pretty fucking ridiculous and anyone who buys them for their rumored price of $450 needs to re-evaluate some of their life choices.