I Am The Captain Now

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You guys tired of long shirts yet? Guess what? You're powerless to stop me from posting long shirts ad infinitum. The only people who can stop me are Skylar and Lawrence and, let's be honest, they've been asleep at the wheel for way too long for this shit to stop anytime soon. It's like they're just fiddling away creating memes on Twitter while Four Pins proper burns. I'm just out here doing whatever the fuck I want and I don't even think they know. Like, I bet they aren't even reading this. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW. LMAO. Buy this ts(s) chambray long shirt and maybe the next time you come here there will be some supervision.

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